hey guys, i need you to instant message iwishicoulddunk on AIM to tell him he should buy a 95+ maxima instead of an SVX, please help, it will give one more 4th genner, and maximas are def. better~! his name is tyler, and he has a 6k spending budget, so tell him whats up

What is SVX?

~limsandy

hi tyler buy a max or else

an svx is an old ugly subaru, and MESSAGE HIM ON AIM NISMO!

Haha, I love your siggy 97blackSE. I sympathize.

Keep it real.

ugly? understatement of the century

Man I tried to get through to him for a while on AIM. He likes his American cars. He doesn't think a car is fast unless it goes 12.3 in the 1/4 mile. And he wont settle for anything less than a LT1.

So maybe he should get a Max and put an LT1 in it. My friend might be able to help. He has a custom LT1 fit in his truck.

I GIVE UP.

Wait a minute, he wants something fast and then is going to buy a Subaru SVX. They look cool, but they are the farthest thing from fast...

You can't convince anyone to buy a maxima. A Jetta, yes; A Civic, definitely; because those cars are made for people with weak minds. But not a Maxima. The car will find you, and it will convince you.


The force is strong in this one...........

hey i forgot!

he called the EVO a riced up weed wacker.

when the f u c k did a rally bred race car become equivalent to lawncare maintainance

your friend is probably a NASCAR fan.

RALLY RACING IS THE PUREST FORM OF AUTO RACING THERE IS!!!!!!!
Jeff Gordon has admitted this too!

well guys, thanks for trying, this weekend i am letting him drive and ride in my 97 superblack se 5 spd with tan leather, and all the options but auto climate...wish me luck

wow this makes me proud to be a maxima owner

This makes me proud to drive a MAX..... I couldn't have said it any better myself!!

Nice Post...

the noobs be comin out to this thread...welcome

Don't get a Maxima man, it does 0-60 in like 9 seconds with the 5spd and 10 with the auto. The Chevy Malibu's engine puts the Maxima's to shame...it's all hype man. All hype. Don't believe any of this VQ B.S. Maxima's are slow ricer-mobiles.

You want real power? Get a Civic bro. No kidding man. They have furocious 1.8 liter beasts and put out like mad HP stock yO. Dude, a 2k Civic 5spd with intake and a muffler will bump you from 114hp to 250hp. You'll be runnin mid 13's no doubt! And you can hook that beast up with some cool-cat euro tails and a sweet racing muffler from ebay. Don't forget to get a stage III double decker wing for extra downforce. Your gonna need it with all the newfound power your gonna have.

Good luck!

you dumbass u can that much horsepower from a muffler and intake.

you get at least 12hp to the wheels w/ powered by honda/vtec/mugen decals and some nice plastic pep boys hub caps. dont forget about the adhesive purple tint! damn that shiznat is tight!!!

oh i think ive gotten ahead of myself...

dont forget about the neon glow under the chassis and mashimoto zx tires. and remember NOS, big ones!

at least a 10 second car if you dont granny shift and remember to double clutch

Nah man....I wasn't joking. Don't f#ck with Civics dude. They sound soo good with an exhaust. Some people say they sound girlie and farty and embarrassing, but I think it's aggressive. Screw that throaty, manly 5.0 V8 type exhaust note, it's gotta have a brain shattering buzzzz to be cool.

The inline 1.8L 4 from honda w/an ebay power muffler and super intake makes more torque then a 5.7L Z28 with longtube headers. The trick is the mega propellors and pixi-dust on the intake and muffler that adds around 200lb-ft of torque to the wheels.

Buy a VW Jetta or GTI

Trance

Don't forget the girlie bumper stickers on the back of that VOLKSWAGON for 50 more fwhp

y'all are sucking this thread up. it was decent b4

hey guys, i just im'ed him and he is getting quite upset about everyone im'ing him... so i told him i would make a post to tell you guys not to talk to him. so, i think he would really apperciate it if you guys left him alone! thanks

Chris

ha.cooooool

Let's bother him more guy's....

And the bumper stickers on the VW do add 50HP but not at the wheels, at the crank...

Trance

Fans
Against
Gordon

never heard that one

M aximas A re X travagant I finiti M ade A gressive

I just made that up. I am the man.

Kyle, have your friend buy mine. It's already modded. No joke. I'll sell it right farking now.

VW's new slogan : Loenpouer

Man it farking sucks to lose a woman from our family.

whatcha getting to replace it?