I usually leave a half inch gap on my window....when I went to my car afterwork today...I saw a white spot on the edge of the window. A bird drop, I thought....but seems a bit small. Once I open my door I realized it wasnt small at all.....it is quite big and most of it was on my passenger seat! and after it is dried up....man, took forever to clean it up. I am very impressed with this bird's aimming ability 'cause it shoot a piece of poo thru that half inch gap into my car.

reminds me the 4th gen commericial : dirty birds. =)

 

That sucks man.. Sorry to hear about that.. That's pretty funny though!

 

Sorry to hear about that but I know a way you can get even. Just put some bread with poison on the side of you car door.

 

 

I will do a quarter inch tomorrow....
who thinks the bird will make it.

we should put money down and gamble.

 

reminds me of the "feeding a bird bread soaked in Alka Seltzer" stunt ...very messy from what i've heard

 

Gifted bird.

 

Know anyone who's that commercial on their computer? Sounds pretty funny, I definitely wanna check it out..

 

i had a friend once who was driving in traffic and a bird flying by dropped a wet one inside his sunroof, luckyily it missed him, but it got his passenger seat pretty soiled.

 

check out adcritic.com
I got mine there.

 

Nah, if you want something really evil to do to birds, get some fresh bread, cut up pieces of Alka-Seltzer, roll them up into little bread *****, and let the birds take them away. The seltzer fizzes in their stomachs, expands, and the birds literally die of over-expanded tummies. Evil. I've never done this before, but I hear it works on sea gulls.

The damn birds around my girlfriend's house got a hold of something two days ago and dropped about ten stains on my Maxima. It may have been chocolate pudding since I found a container nearby, but I washed the stuff away and now the stains won't come off!! ***K!!! Ruined my day, yesterday, that's for sure. And there's not a day that goes by where I don't find some kind of bird poop on either the Maxima or Civic. I'm seriously considering that Alka-Seltzer stuff now!