Me vs. riced out Celica
07-15-2001, 03:01 PM
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I don't know if I should be proud or embarrassed for this one. Waxed my car till it was blinding black and took it to the shore to pick up chicks 
As I left the shore towards mainland NJ, I stopped at a drawbridge and a 2001 Celica with the works (aero, slammed to the ground, mfg. stickers that obviouly make the car faster) pulled up next to me with a screeching halt. Two clowns inside seemed to be enjoying themselves since they couldn't stop laughing for the whole five minutes I was waiting for the bridge to come down. When it did they peeled out of course with me on their ***. They didn't like that and sped up to about 70 just about when I blew by them at ~95, furthering the embarrassment by STOPPING at yellow light to wait for them. They weren't laughing now. Long story short, light's green, smoked 'em clean. Two car lengths ahead at about a 1/2 mile around 105mph easy on the accelerator
As I left the shore towards mainland NJ, I stopped at a drawbridge and a 2001 Celica with the works (aero, slammed to the ground, mfg. stickers that obviouly make the car faster) pulled up next to me with a screeching halt. Two clowns inside seemed to be enjoying themselves since they couldn't stop laughing for the whole five minutes I was waiting for the bridge to come down. When it did they peeled out of course with me on their ***. They didn't like that and sped up to about 70 just about when I blew by them at ~95, furthering the embarrassment by STOPPING at yellow light to wait for them. They weren't laughing now. Long story short, light's green, smoked 'em clean. Two car lengths ahead at about a 1/2 mile around 105mph easy on the accelerator
07-15-2001, 05:16 PM
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Question is.. "Will the Betty checkin' da ride while you were coming back from the slide smoke you clean while she is wearing that bikini that is green?"
Originally posted by VeggieH8R
What do you mean "finally"?
Got the # from this hottie in a lime green bikini who was checkin' out the ride when I got back from a water slide park.
And, get this, it turned out to be her REAL number!
What do you mean "finally"?
Got the # from this hottie in a lime green bikini who was checkin' out the ride when I got back from a water slide park.
And, get this, it turned out to be her REAL number!
07-15-2001, 05:38 PM
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Originally posted by PhatGuy
Question is.. "Will the Betty checkin' da ride while you were coming back from the slide smoke you clean while she is wearing that bikini that is green?"
Question is.. "Will the Betty checkin' da ride while you were coming back from the slide smoke you clean while she is wearing that bikini that is green?"
We'll see when we go to AC this friday.
But Veggie's got the plan
07-15-2001, 06:36 PM
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Originally posted by VeggieH8R
What do you mean "finally"?
Got the # from this hottie in a lime green bikini who was checkin' out the ride when I got back from a water slide park.
And, get this, it turned out to be her REAL number!
What do you mean "finally"?
Got the # from this hottie in a lime green bikini who was checkin' out the ride when I got back from a water slide park.
And, get this, it turned out to be her REAL number!
07-15-2001, 08:39 PM
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Originally posted by mAdD MAX
So your just gonna ask a girl you see on the beach for her number?? OR do you talk to her first..and then out of nowhere ask for the #?
So your just gonna ask a girl you see on the beach for her number?? OR do you talk to her first..and then out of nowhere ask for the #?
Here's a synopsis:
Me: Like the car?
Her: Oh, it's beautiful!
Me: It's surprisingly fast, too. Got me down here for the weekend real quick.
Her: So your're here for the weekend?
Me: Yeah, why? You got a house down here?
Her: No, I'm from [blah blah blah].
Me: I'm from [blah blah blah].
Her: Wow that's pretty far.
Me: Doesn't seem so far in this thing <points at Max>. By the way my name's [blah].
Her: I'm [blah].
Draw out the dialog a little more. Offered her a ride somewhere. Said she was parked pretty close. Offered to take her to somewhere better than where we were. Got interested and gave me a number to iron out details. Called today to make sure she wasn't faking me out. Everything was straight buttah, bebeh.
Hot tip. It's easier to talk to a girl you're sure you'll never see again if she says no. She lives pretty far from me so I figgered, what the hell
Also hit on a lovely lifeguard my friend recognized at the beach. She didn't like me very much. Can't win 'em all
07-16-2001, 05:27 AM
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Phew, lessee...
Don't I know it
Sounded like a stick. It was revving pretty high. That and it was rolling backwards during the stop.
Looked like the whole facade had been changed. Didn't notice any dents, course it was dark.
Now you know I'm-a work the body!
Again, it was dark. Which is the cooler looking one? With the high spoiler?
Originally posted by ohboiya
... sorry dude ... 2 funny
... sorry dude ... 2 funny
Originally posted by SFMax20SE
Nice kill VeggieH8R!
U da man! Kicked some a$$ and got the girl!
Do you know if it was a stick or auto Celica?
Nice kill VeggieH8R!
U da man! Kicked some a$$ and got the girl!
Do you know if it was a stick or auto Celica?
Originally posted by PhatGuy
Was the body in good shape with a dented grill? Or one of those body kits with a custom grill to cover up dings, dents, scratches etc..? Either way I think a lil custom body work is in order!
Was the body in good shape with a dented grill? Or one of those body kits with a custom grill to cover up dings, dents, scratches etc..? Either way I think a lil custom body work is in order!
Now you know I'm-a work the body!
Originally posted by ToYLeT902
GT or GTS?
GT or GTS?
07-16-2001, 07:10 AM
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Originally posted by VeggieH8R
Soooooo, I take it you don't ask many girls out? Always look for an opening. She seemed interested when she was peeking through the windows.
Here's a synopsis:
Me: Like the car?
Her: Oh, it's beautiful!
Me: It's surprisingly fast, too. Got me down here for the weekend real quick.
Her: So your're here for the weekend?
Me: Yeah, why? You got a house down here?
Her: No, I'm from [blah blah blah].
Me: I'm from [blah blah blah].
Her: Wow that's pretty far.
Me: Doesn't seem so far in this thing <points at Max>. By the way my name's [blah].
Her: I'm [blah].
Draw out the dialog a little more. Offered her a ride somewhere. Said she was parked pretty close. Offered to take her to somewhere better than where we were. Got interested and gave me a number to iron out details. Called today to make sure she wasn't faking me out. Everything was straight buttah, bebeh.
Hot tip. It's easier to talk to a girl you're sure you'll never see again if she says no. She lives pretty far from me so I figgered, what the hell
Also hit on a lovely lifeguard my friend recognized at the beach. She didn't like me very much. Can't win 'em all
Soooooo, I take it you don't ask many girls out? Always look for an opening. She seemed interested when she was peeking through the windows.
Here's a synopsis:
Me: Like the car?
Her: Oh, it's beautiful!
Me: It's surprisingly fast, too. Got me down here for the weekend real quick.
Her: So your're here for the weekend?
Me: Yeah, why? You got a house down here?
Her: No, I'm from [blah blah blah].
Me: I'm from [blah blah blah].
Her: Wow that's pretty far.
Me: Doesn't seem so far in this thing <points at Max>. By the way my name's [blah].
Her: I'm [blah].
Draw out the dialog a little more. Offered her a ride somewhere. Said she was parked pretty close. Offered to take her to somewhere better than where we were. Got interested and gave me a number to iron out details. Called today to make sure she wasn't faking me out. Everything was straight buttah, bebeh.
Hot tip. It's easier to talk to a girl you're sure you'll never see again if she says no. She lives pretty far from me so I figgered, what the hell
Also hit on a lovely lifeguard my friend recognized at the beach. She didn't like me very much. Can't win 'em all
07-16-2001, 08:57 AM
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I ask girls out..but not strangers..I tend to chill more with friends and girls that I know well. I've seen many of my guy friends get burned by girls they don't know to well. Plus the way some of them just yell at girls on the street from the cars..that's not my style of pimpin'..
But I guess I should try out your idea..
Actually I once got *lost* while driving the Max with two nice girls (whom I knew for a while) in the back..but they enjoyed the car and my company..got my pic taken with them and the Max in the background..hehe
This wouldn't happen with my Corolla..but it works with the Max.
But I guess I should try out your idea..
Actually I once got *lost* while driving the Max with two nice girls (whom I knew for a while) in the back..but they enjoyed the car and my company..got my pic taken with them and the Max in the background..hehe
This wouldn't happen with my Corolla..but it works with the Max.
07-16-2001, 01:08 PM
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Originally posted by VeggieH8R
Again, it was dark. Which is the cooler looking one? With the high spoiler? [/B]
Again, it was dark. Which is the cooler looking one? With the high spoiler? [/B]
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