S/O to this thread planning a fornicatious trip

 

mmk... ill match it with this...

while i lived with my cousin we booked two chicks who was down, smashing em at the same time in our apt (walls thing as paper), came over and all 4 of us was talking about it, chicks got curious and we switched and smashed the other chick while listening again... never even remember any of the chicks name...

or how about this, on my very 1st ever time at a night club (17yrs old) i took an older chick to to the bathroom and she gave me head n i skeeted in her mouth n on her black dress by he ****....
i swear to you the only think ive ever said to the chick in my life til today was.... "wanna go to the bathroom?"

i swear to you bro... at only being 25 i have some craaaaazy crazzzy 1 night stands my mans

 

that a problem???... we just need to go through pages fast n hope my fiance dont get nosey

 

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd we're off

 

 

 

she can get so nosey that she will literally read every single comment in here from page 1 lol... i swear

 

i smashed somebody we both know old chick...fell asleep at her house, had to race home on my bike to beat my ex back home, got there before she did and was faking like i was sleep, went to take a shower then smashed my ex....#boom

 

I wanna fill a mayo jar up with vanilla pudding, and eat that **** with a spoon in a public place.

 

i stay tryna keep myself w/o problems and at least wait til my situation is done but i always get caught up w/ some 'do something'...this **** worse than being in a relationship

 

lol i remember that story... damn who was that again??... gimmi a hint... damn i swear i remember

 

 

I remember that. You fell hard.

 

k20 hatch...one of my old rivals....lmao

 

gona look like old mayo.............

 

damn i swear i'm not longer a *****...i'm going to take a **** on that note

 

vanilla pudding it what u call it huh
yo, when i remember all this shyt i sometimes question being in a relationship... but man its difficult.. i dont wanna go to south beach then say "well i didnt know that was gonna happen" cause shyt will happen...

 

WHA??? Yall paid??? That is what "booked" means to me....LOL. I'm talkin FREE STUFF MAN....LOL.

HARD!!!

 

Just came across a Facebook event titled "Banger" created by some high school kids in a nearby town for this Friday. The description says they're trying to have a party on the scale of what the movie Project X was. Nearly 4000 people are on the invite list. It's gonna be hilarious when it turns out to be a complete disaster.

Did no one learn from the movie when the whole neighborhood was destroyed at the end?

 

lol fell n laid ... man if only that chick knew.... if me n my fiance dont work out shes #1 prospect whether she in a relationship or not
hmmmm......... i know who have a K20 hatch, just cant tie the chick to it...............

 

I feel exactly the same way about Gwyneth Paltrow.

 

ummm no.. booked means got em her sir...

 

she fcuked my head up... there is always that one chick.... that was her

 

That happened to me once. Real bad. I was 26.

Ug. Talk about cars.

 

pfft!!! !!! i know... damage already done for me... i swear i need to just smash or see her 1 more time lol

 

Martina McBride


My wife gave me a pass, if Martina ever wants to...

 

Eventually you'll forget what she looked like, and how it felt and why you're not really missing something you didn't really have in the first place.

I believe it takes about 10 years. Mark your calendar and move on.

 

the direction of this thread is everywhere but where it needs to be

 

i just looked up her twitter n NO phatboi n others i wont share it

 

you a hoe

 

I have a Scarlett Johannsen pass AND a Kate Beckinsale pass...

 

wasnt tryna chill w/ her..but..did a little bit of research, seems like i'm in the green for pink

 

i would do all sorts of things to Scarlett Johannsen

 

since when did this thread have a direction??? i thought it was meant to *****???

 

am i wrong?

http://forums.maxima.org/6th-generat...nt-thread.html

 

that's right...proceed

 

ma nikka my fiance just got a "cosmopolitian" magazine cover and yes... i would def do her...



NIGGGGGGAAAA!!!!!!! hear me my friend.... i love that bish lol... from the bottom of my heart, from the depths of my soul

 

BISH!!!!!!!!!!!! you can only have 2 not 3..and the third will not be scarlett...so GTFO!!!!!!!!!

I'd still give pink the snickers

 

 

know who ill take over scarlett..... **** i cant remember chicks name and its on the tip of my tongue.. *texts fiance*