roadkilled a snob in his new mercedes
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i was taking a friend on a drive and we just passed 2 cops at a stop light so i'm driving real legal like down a one way at about 15mph [dark narrow street]just in case one of the cops decided to follow [limo tint],any way there's a car tailgating me then pulls on my side attempting to pass and i knew by the head lights that it was a mercedes and i'm thinking i't might be some wannabe player in a 2 door clk but wtf he's not cutting me off, so i speed up [still in 2nd] and he can't pass so at the stop sign he tries to squeeze in on my right[and i signaled for a right turn mind you] and attempts again to get in front of me one a 2 way street, so i hit it and his bumper is at my door[ he's driving where parked cars would be], 2nd start to pull on him,upshift way to early but start pulling away hard anyway, slow down in 3rd after i'm comfortably in front he's about 2 cars back and gives up.now i turn onto a 4 lane street and stop at a light about 3 blocks down and the mercedes pulls up next to me a few seconds later and its a guy in a suit about 40 and it wasn't a clk it was the fullsize 4dr model not sure what trim but it was a 2k model,he saying something so i lower the window and i'm like "may i help you", and get this he says "maybe if you save up your money you can get a real car", and "i said so i can get a faster car like yours", and laugh he then turns off,what a snob,granted my car isn't a bmw but it's closer to a sports sedan than what he thought he was driving,well that model anyway.
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I saw one of those the other day, a C-Class driven by some 16-yr old punk who got mom's car. The thing was lowered (horribly, bouncing like crazy) and had the muffler chopped off. He revved the engine, and I killed him off the light up to about 60 by at least 2 car lengths. At the next light i just laughed at him for like 2 minutes. He didn't look to pleased... but to his consolation he looked pretty cool with the seat reclined all the way and a big Eminem sticker on the back window.
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Holy **** the same thing happened to me too before!!!
That was before I only had my Maxima, I think in Summer '99, I was on the way to work, and I raced a E320. I killed him from a 55mph rolling to 90mph before we hit traffic, then we got off the same exit, and I gave him another a$$whooping at the light.
So check this out, at the next light, he pulled to my side, a 40+ years old dood in suit, he rolled down the window, and said to me, "when are you gonna buy a real car, boy?", I somehow didn't even think, I instinctly replied "definitely long before I am at your age, shiet, I am not the one that's fu*king 40 and still rolling in a entry E class!" You guys should have seen his expression, he turned all red and rolled up the window and never looked over again. Muhahahaha![Smilie](https://maxima.org/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif)
I mean I am not the type that thinking people are stupid to spend more money on a slower car, because there is more to a car than speed, a Benz is a Benz and a Nissan is a Nissan, I know that clearly. So I never rag on other drivers with higher class car just cuz I outrun them, but that guy was really being an a$$, so I don't feel bad for what I said to him.
That did change my view of life a little though, a month later I got the GS400, because if I encounter that kinda a$$ again, it will shut them up completely, since my car costs just as much as theirs, my car is faster than theirs, and I am much younger than them
That was before I only had my Maxima, I think in Summer '99, I was on the way to work, and I raced a E320. I killed him from a 55mph rolling to 90mph before we hit traffic, then we got off the same exit, and I gave him another a$$whooping at the light.
So check this out, at the next light, he pulled to my side, a 40+ years old dood in suit, he rolled down the window, and said to me, "when are you gonna buy a real car, boy?", I somehow didn't even think, I instinctly replied "definitely long before I am at your age, shiet, I am not the one that's fu*king 40 and still rolling in a entry E class!" You guys should have seen his expression, he turned all red and rolled up the window and never looked over again. Muhahahaha
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I mean I am not the type that thinking people are stupid to spend more money on a slower car, because there is more to a car than speed, a Benz is a Benz and a Nissan is a Nissan, I know that clearly. So I never rag on other drivers with higher class car just cuz I outrun them, but that guy was really being an a$$, so I don't feel bad for what I said to him.
That did change my view of life a little though, a month later I got the GS400, because if I encounter that kinda a$$ again, it will shut them up completely, since my car costs just as much as theirs, my car is faster than theirs, and I am much younger than them
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Re: heh shoulda been like
Originally posted by Nine7Max
"Maybe if you wherent such a ****ing moron, you wouldn't have overpaid for a slow *** peice of ****." and then flipped him off. Perhaps I have a temper problem?
"Maybe if you wherent such a ****ing moron, you wouldn't have overpaid for a slow *** peice of ****." and then flipped him off. Perhaps I have a temper problem?
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cuz for the same money they pay for the max, there are other choices that are faster.
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Originally posted by WoodEar
I instinctly replied "definitely long before I am at your age, shiet, I am not the one that's fu*king 40 and still rolling in a entry E class!" You guys should have seen his expression, he turned all red and rolled up the window and never looked over again. Muhahahaha![Smilie](https://maxima.org/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif)
I instinctly replied "definitely long before I am at your age, shiet, I am not the one that's fu*king 40 and still rolling in a entry E class!" You guys should have seen his expression, he turned all red and rolled up the window and never looked over again. Muhahahaha
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