A high school gf called it a spaceship the first time she rode in it. Here's why:

-She got beaned by the automatic seatbelts when she first got in.
-She screamed when they moved back after she closed the door.
-She couldn't figure out why she couldn't unbuckle the automatic seatbelts that beaned her when she first got in.
-She couldn't find the door handle to get out (this is when she asked if I was kidnapping her. No joke, but it wasn't a serious question).
-She'd never been in a car with a manual transmission so she didn't like that the car would roll back a little on a hill before I'd catch it. I was still new to the car.

Suffice it to say she isn't the brightest girl I've ever been out with.

 

i actually got asked the 4cyl 6cyl question last night by a friend to which i laughed and said neither its a supercharged v8. i didnt mind the question but the idiot has been under the hood with me and done work with me...idk

today i got my new rotors SP slotted ones, and I proceeded to install them. I saw my friend (mind you he knows so little about cars needed me to go with him to pep boys to get windshield wipers) and he came over to bs with me. As I'm installing them he goes "man whats wrong with them they have a big open gap." I explain the difference between the types of rotors there are and that these are slotted ones and he responds "Oh cool are you gonna return those defective ones and get the slotted ones?" ...classic

im on illuminas and H&R's - im at the gas station getting a sandwich pretty late at night and this guy goes to me "Yo man i think you got too much air in your tires they are too close to the fenders" ...thanks for the tip guy

edit: i just sat here and read all 10 pages, greatest thread ever!

 

lots of ppl dont believe that the color is factory and that I got the car custom painted. I dont understand Look at it, its Pebble Beige, the most plain looking color.

 

ahahah that one is hilarious!!!




my girlfriend asked me one time if i was kidnapping her also:
it was when my door hinges were bent/out of alignment and it wouldnt open for her unless she rammed her shoulder into the door

funny times!

 

never a good sign when your so called girlfriend asks if you're kidnapping her. joke or not. if she says that to you, you're obviously not close, and is it worth the time and money to be with someone who is probably doing the old hershieser on some other guy when you're not around?

 

... thats not the issue for me thank you very much.

its deff a joke and i knew it was a joke... and we are very much so close

 

Whatever dude. We were good friends before we went out and still are 2 years after. But thanks for the advice....

 

i made that post after recently listening to a radio segment of some chick being called out for sucking off her boss so don't take it personally. I thought the hersheiser bit was good though so i had to post it

 

hey wats up ppl I'm new here. I just had a qstn myself. it may b dumb I dnt know bt anyway, what r some of the things I have to do to participate in this forums. as of right now I aint gt a max YET bt I'm crazy bout these cars. I spotted a 98 I'm gonna check out this wknd, but I'm definitely getting a 4th Gen

 

you should of read the stuff after you signed up. you have to have 15 post before you can start a new thread, and hijacking another thread to get your "i love maxima's and i want to buy one" is not a good way to get started. just my .02.

anyways back on subject
i've had someone say that my car was a 2002 with the 3.5 and i told him now i just swaped the front end and he told me that is was impossible.

also i have recieved questions about me having a shift light in my family sedan from guys who have a 5" tach mounted on the dash. my reply is that my tach doesn't keep up when i use nitrous. their reply is almost always " you got nos on your car? that's not good you're going to blow it up. i saw it on the fast and the furious"

i really wish that was joke but it wasn't. so sad what people think is reality and what isn't.

this is a really good thread by the way.

 

"I can't see in your windows"

 

At the repair shop they gave me a quote, written out and totalled, to change all 4 spark plugs...

 

Not really a comment, but it is hilarious when some Bubba flashes his Ford/Chevy highbeams at you because your HIDs are brighter that his yellow burners.

 

I nominate this one for an Honorable Mention.

 

I get this alot, then again I do live in SOUTH Carolina.

Irony is that I also get it from Cayennes!

 

All you people with bright headlights... I have stock halogens AND I'm lowered, so most people don't even notice when I DO have my high beams on....

 

Highbeams are the worst part of being in a low car. I drove my moms hand me down explorere before this, so I was used to being above everyone, now I get the **** blinded out of my whenever i drive at night.

 

"is that your parents car?"

 

Tonight talking to someone who owns a wrx at our school online...

him: your car[maxima]=rice... sorry... but its the truth...

me: well it may be import but its not a ricer... i dun have 4 inch exhaust i dun have importz wheels and i dun do cheap **** to it that might make it faster!

He's teh ricer ... not meh... lol

Ha just thought id vent my anger...
Alex

 

"You don't even own a Maxima...get out of OT."

 

At the bowling alley the other day

"Nice car you got there, what is it? A skyline?"

 

LOl back when i drove the sentra(ser) sumone asked me if it was a ferarri because it was bright red LOL

and someone saw a picture of my car the other day and asked how my
accord was:S:S

 

does Nissan make Maxima's or is it Ford?

seriously

that guy was a few sandwiches short of a picnic

 

I'll go One better

MY Best friend has an 89 RX7. I was driving it last summer and got pulled over (for nothing thankfully). When the cop came to the window the first thing he said was "How the hell can a kid like you afford a Ferrari?"

Black 89 RX7. The "Mazda" and "RX-7" Emblems are WHITE, LARGE and on the rear of the car still.

I said "WOW, you must know your cars better then me officer. Last time I checked the Bumper is Said MAZDA on it!!!"

LOL....


Im 24 by the way.

 

LOL... I would NOT be happy having my Nissan called a Kia

 

I'll second the nomination

My apologies for post-whoring. I need the 15 so I can ask questions. I'm interested in buying a used Maxima for a Daily Driver

 

"HEY HOW LOW IS YOUR CAR, YOUR 19's DONT EVEN RUB...but i have 17's? NAH BRO LOOK HOW BIG THEY ARE... THIER DEFINAETLY 19's... NO man, I BAUGHT 17's... look the tire even says its 17's.... **** wat the tire says.. IM TELLIN U ITS BIGGER."[/QUOTE]


That guy knows his stuff lol...

 

Why do these kids think that Civics are fast?

They are a decent lil commuter car, but NOT fast, lol...

 

Ouch, sorry to hear that lol...

(Reading and Post whoring till #15)

 

IT is indeed amusing

 

LMFAO

............

 

WOW. Yup, felt I would be better off using a Honda Tranny mated to my Nissan Engine in my Maxima :S lol....

 

Gotta love the comfort of the 4 door mustang! LOL...

 

I had a 94 Cadillac Eldorado Touring coupe back in 2002 - 2003. Pearl white paint in GREAT shape, very shiny, great body. I had several people ask how I get to drive a BRAND new Caddy around lol... (I was 20/21 at the time, got the car for a STEAL on E-Bay)

 

LOL.. Some people are so closed Minded.

I have an 87 300ZX Turbo for my Summer Toy. In 88 the 300 Turbo has 205 horse and 227 Torque.

The Mustang GT (5.0 V-8) The mustang had 230 horse and 310 torque and WEIGHT 483 LBS LESS!!!

The Z had better a slightly better Quarter mile and it had better Top End. The Z's 0 - 60 was just a tad slower. (0.25 sec.)

Hmm... Who did a better job at the drawing board?

 

OUCH!

Well I've got 15 posts. No more Post Whoring for me

Thanks for putting up with that.

Its a shame things like that have to be done to limit spam, unwanted adds and other electronic crap. C'est La Vie

 

Seriously?
Read this, thoroughly: http://forums.maxima.org/showthread.php?t=369800

 

Wow dude. I hope they ban you for posting so many freaking times in one thread. One right after the other.....

 

Matty D....
ohhhh boi...



havent had any comments about my car other than

"wow individual coils, sweet!"
lol i like that one