i see.......M..TANG (mmmm.....tang)

 

one guy i know back in High School(2007) just got new accord 4 cylinder was telling me he would destroy my auto 5.5 after he changed the heads from TSX i guess, lol. he was like man i got like 220 hp now you got no chance. i loled so hard. i told him yeah but you still have like 140 TQ.
Torque steer in my maxima alone would have made him **** himself, honda drivers are foreign to that concept.

other time in the middle of the night this dude in modded A4 1.8T was driving like a maniac, taking a turns drifting all that. then i catch up to him at the light driving normally; he looks at me give me that, i'ma smoke you right now look, so when light turns green i take off with him, stayed right next to him then let go, at the next light he was waiting for me to ask what i have done to it, i'm like nothing its auto, he was chipped stage 2 with intake and full exhaust that sounded like a friggen straight pipe, there were 2 more guys with him that looked scared as hell lol

 

In a Target parking lot:

A guy walks by and, looking really interested in my car, says "I30, huh?"

Me: "Yeah..."

Him: "Whats that, a Honda? I bet it gets great gas mileage!"

Then, as I started to explain that Infinitis are made by Nissan and that it does not, in fact, get great gas mileage, he just walked away. It was pretty awkward.

 

*Douchebag pulls up in Cadillac Someshyt...starts talking to a friend of mines...Looks at my car, smirks...*

"that's a bytch car..."

 

Had a cop issue a "no" turn signal ticket and for make and model he put down "1995 Toyota black"

"is this one of those fast and furious type cars?"

"arent your headlights illegal?"

 

"its a Mustang, with rotary, turbo, and pistons, right?"

"yep"