finniest comment ever: "dude nice camry, what year is it"

I own a third gen... if that makes it any better

 

found out this weekend that my arrogant punk of a neighbor was making fun of my car.


from what i heard, he was saying "dude, its a maxima. why does he think its so cool?" (referring to me out working on it/cleaning it every weekend)

this guy drives a leased 2006 subaru baseline impreza......

i just laughed.

 

Alright, this one is really bad, but my wife was talking about me to some of her friends at work. She was telling them about how I have two Maximas and how I love them so, and how I work on them all of the time, spending money on them and how I "dropped" them. So one of the girls asks, "Are you are married to a Mexican? Only mexicans drive maximas." Nice right?

 

^well, are you mexican?

 

this is what you do:

a) get invited to your wife's friends house as part of a social occasion.

b) "excuse" yourself during dinner and go to the bathroom.

c) rub one out into her bottle of shampoo/liquid face soap.

 

orly

 

or pee in it

 

Nice, and no I'm not Mexican, I'm just a white guy living in the burbs of chicago. But I didn't appreciate the racial profiling. My other friends accuse me of wanting to be Asian because I'm part of a car club for a Japanese family car.

 

Your Car is too old to Mod, why dont you get a newer car and Mod it...

i drive a 4th gen.. and this is someone who is refering to me to buy a 2005-07 Honda accord and modify that because it will be "money well spent" and Understandable as to why i would want to "hook it up"


this person is also a woman. lol...

 

I get that alot that Nissans are for Mexicans, especially Maximas and Altimas...kind of upsetting that a whole car brand has been racially profiled haha...

 

Your dark gray Maxima looks just like that light green Toyota Avalon right over there!




Girls........

 

girlfriend said:

awww your car is lowered, it looks cute

 

my neighbor called my se-r wheels "cute"

i almost slapped her with my ****

 

"DUDE tha's NOT a Supercharged... it's a Turbo, i have one in my ford probe" It was awsome.... cuz some random guys started cutting him up but i could even get a word out....

 

"Cute" is for Yaris's and Corolla's. When my mom called my new car "cute" when we were looking at on the lot, I kept telling her to stop it...

 

MOTHER OF GOD! thats a huge sig

 

It's not a sig, it's a wallpaper.

This one noob thought my car was a Toyota.

 

"That s**t can't be fast, it has four doors"...moron in an SS Monte Carlo

 

"wait you did WHAT? turned an automatic into a manual? can that even be done [he asks knowing i've ALREADY done it...]. Man that must've been a s***load of bodywork you had to do." -someone, a 'car person' but i forgot who it was

"you mean those 2 little holes and 1 big hole i had to drill?" -me



"sucks to have a V6 with gas prices these days"
ya29mpgskthxbye

 

I had someone call my max a 00 maxima I said nope, It's a 98. I also had someone call my car a CAMRY I was about smack his teeth out of his mouth but I just walked away.

 

on my parking ticket, it says altima for model....
its a 2000 debaged :P

 

"It's an FWD sedan!! That thing is a boat in the turns, understeers like crazy. Your crazy dude if you think that car has any type of performance."

You drive a Honda!!!!!! <~~~wanted to scream that in his face like Woody in Toy Story when he tells buzz he's a toy, but I didn't. I should have.

 

That's grounds for having the ticket be thrown out lol j/k

It's a Maxima, but the ticket says Altima, so you shouldn't have/had to pay lol

 

"man thats a nice camry"

there seem to be alot of those on here lol

 

Yeah, I just realized that. I wish I had an interesting story to tell about my Max...lol

 

on mine they usually say grey altima or grey sentra

 

In my highschool, aparantly the belief is the age, flashiness of your cars paint color and body style determines its performance, i got an 85 wagon in two tone beige and brown so aparantly i have no performance. i was one of the few people who actually owned their own car and maintained it themselves, and most of everyone else(rich) got brand new cars from their parents. nonetheless my wagon has smoked pretty much everyone. ya just gotta love the VG30E. lots of people are amazed at my voice alert system. you do not wanna know how many times my car has been called a piece of s***. i also get riddiculed cause they are rare. granted i did always talk about the car, to the point of annoying everyone, but then again, dont all of us here do the same?

"you and your 1867 one-of-three made dolanmobiles"

"a wagon? does it have wooden panels"-----"no, the designers at nissan were not on drugs"

"My car has soooooooo many miles, like 50k" -some girl from my highschol, "Well mikes has 202K"-my friend
"no way"-girl

"theres no way we're fitting 8 people in here", i proved him wrong........

"does your car have hydrolics?"-some girl from the school after watching me pulse my brakes just right to give the impressionof it. hence "pulsebraking"

"my car is better than yours" "oh really jen, which one i mean ive had mine for two years and in that time youve gone through like 4"

 

yeah ive also gotten in not so many words,"that 17 year old 15 hundred dollar car is nothing compared to these 0-10 year old 5-50 thousand dollar cars then they're like you got sunroof,power leather,and heated mirrors!,they sold these 89-94 maximas in europe!,your whole trunk is carpeted...factory!,you got independent rear link supsension!
the factory wheels are actual rims\no hubcaps!,4 wheel disc brakes!
factory reverse glow white face gauges!,on board self diagnostic computers(ecu,abs,srs,transmission,digi climate),
power\comfort trans modes,etc etc.
....but you dont have direct ignition,quad cams(v-6),"v-tec"(variable intake cam timing)airbag,abs,timing chain vs belt,vlsd(limited slip diff).....oh WAIT,what,your 92-94 se HAS ALL that TOO?

 

my friend tried to convince me that his Mazda 3, with a 2 ltr, could beat my Maxipad. i just laughed and laughed and laughed

 

Brat: "I know what you got for a car, my parents have a maxima and its probably better than yours"
*random car talk about features*
Me: "Do they have the CVT Transmission?"
Brat: "whats a CVT?"

I know thats not too original, but i have only had it for 3 weeks so i havn't had anyone say much.

 

"Dude it's a maxima...no one thinks it's special...where a volvo, people think it's safe"

...

 

Someone I met told me I had a nice looking Thunderbird...

I slapped him...with a shovel. Well...I wanted to anyway.

 

Me: hey i just got a 01 Maxima, its pretty nice.
Ignorant friend: that's slow, i can take you.
Me: yeah im sure, with that monster you call a KIA.

 

so i pass a mini cooper s and he hears my injen cold air. we pull up to a light. hey thats a nice car you got there, is that a civic.. i yelled excuse me! sounds pretty beefy, whats it got in it, a V8.. now im just like WTF are you serious?! no man its a MAXIMA V6... we take off and all i can see is his car way behind me.. that was the saddest day of my life.. stupid old people!!!

 

my friend has asked me 3 times is my car a 4 cylinder even though i told him no the first time, he drives a neon

 

couple days ago, i pulled into the gas station and a guy beside me was like,
"Maxima right? Is that the newest one? Man that thing sounds good!"

newest one? nah its only a 97

 

My friend who drives a 5spd V6 Camaro took to calling my car the "maxi pad"....until I beat his a** with my '96 auto.

now he just doesn't talk much

 

I was in theater this evening with a girlfriend,
we went to the parkinglot, i unlocked the Maxima.

There were a couple of kiddies.
On of this *****es shouted:

"Ur rims are cool, but the car is crap."

First time that someone talks **** about my car.
But i dont care about, i took the bus....

 

hahaha I've actually done that....don't ask why

 

i think its funny when people try to make there cars faster and they put chrome rims on it. Might as well fill the truck wit bricks while there at it