You know you're a VQ driver when...
11-18-2002, 03:50 AM
#201
You know you're a VQ driver when...
- You don't know whether to whisper quietly "hey baby" or "how's it goin beautiful?" every time you see any gen maxima. (got lotsa love for the other V-series maxima engine guys!)
- You confuse the V6 writing on the engine cover for the letters "VQ" so then your friends say "where do you see the 'q'? It says V6"
- You spit at every eclipse, mustang sel, and camaro rs and your friends have to prevent you from kicking them in the parking lots...yes i need therapy..
- You try to explain something to friends involving info learned here at the .org and start the sentence with "The maxima guys were tellin me..."
- You live in a town where all the maximas are baller status with 19"-21" chromies, air-ride, and dual 15" subs and so you desperately look for a lowered 4th gen, Mille Miglia Evo5's, some sign of a BOV whether on turbo or SC, a .org sticker or red/clear tails. I have yet to meet anybody with a really hooked up "VQ carrier." (i'm a poor boy, still has the black stock gxe wheels ::hides in shame:: )
- You don't know whether to whisper quietly "hey baby" or "how's it goin beautiful?" every time you see any gen maxima. (got lotsa love for the other V-series maxima engine guys!)
- You confuse the V6 writing on the engine cover for the letters "VQ" so then your friends say "where do you see the 'q'? It says V6"
- You spit at every eclipse, mustang sel, and camaro rs and your friends have to prevent you from kicking them in the parking lots...yes i need therapy..
- You try to explain something to friends involving info learned here at the .org and start the sentence with "The maxima guys were tellin me..."
- You live in a town where all the maximas are baller status with 19"-21" chromies, air-ride, and dual 15" subs and so you desperately look for a lowered 4th gen, Mille Miglia Evo5's, some sign of a BOV whether on turbo or SC, a .org sticker or red/clear tails. I have yet to meet anybody with a really hooked up "VQ carrier." (i'm a poor boy, still has the black stock gxe wheels ::hides in shame:: )
11-18-2002, 07:16 AM
#202
Im guilty of all those
Originally posted by UNCDooD
haha..i stumbled across this thread when i was searching for something but forgot what after I finished reading it. oh well, i'll just revive this thread.
You know your a VQDriver when...
-you get groceries in your race car
-you have maxima.org set as your homepage
-you leave in between classes and during breaks just to get a VQ fix.
haha..i stumbled across this thread when i was searching for something but forgot what after I finished reading it. oh well, i'll just revive this thread.
You know your a VQDriver when...
-you get groceries in your race car
-you have maxima.org set as your homepage
-you leave in between classes and during breaks just to get a VQ fix.
11-18-2002, 12:51 PM
#205
when your best friend decides to do MAJOR work o his focus after driving your car
when he still can't catch up to you even though he has a supercharger, cams and headers
when you beat a ram-air grand am with six people in your car
when you race your drug dealer for opium
when your leisure activity at 4am is to follow random cars in the hope that they will notice and try to run
when you play lead car for your friends' intrepid race and pull on both of them even though you don't launch hard, have two other people in your car, 200 lbs of **** in the trunk and an automatic
when you start saving money for major work after your brother buys a 740il
when you find ways to embezle money from work to pay for mods
when you work 16 hour days for two months to pay for rims/y-pipe/frankencar
your friends refer to your car as "the sodomizer"
you drive your brother's 740IL and your father's q45 and come out saying "it ain't no maxima" and mean it
people at school know you by your license plate
you ditch school on a weekly basis to wash your car
you trial fit your brother's bmw M wheels on your car
you use your emergency brake more than your turn signal
nigel's last dyno is tatooed on your back... in color
the worst thing you can say to your friends is "stock"
you drive around parking garages to hear what your frankencar really sounds like
you spend more time writing replies to this thread than your senior paper, which was due yesterday and is a graduation requirement
your friend was considering buying a cobra before you showed him hlh's last video
when he still can't catch up to you even though he has a supercharger, cams and headers
when you beat a ram-air grand am with six people in your car
when you race your drug dealer for opium
when your leisure activity at 4am is to follow random cars in the hope that they will notice and try to run
when you play lead car for your friends' intrepid race and pull on both of them even though you don't launch hard, have two other people in your car, 200 lbs of **** in the trunk and an automatic
when you start saving money for major work after your brother buys a 740il
when you find ways to embezle money from work to pay for mods
when you work 16 hour days for two months to pay for rims/y-pipe/frankencar
your friends refer to your car as "the sodomizer"
you drive your brother's 740IL and your father's q45 and come out saying "it ain't no maxima" and mean it
people at school know you by your license plate
you ditch school on a weekly basis to wash your car
you trial fit your brother's bmw M wheels on your car
you use your emergency brake more than your turn signal
nigel's last dyno is tatooed on your back... in color
the worst thing you can say to your friends is "stock"
you drive around parking garages to hear what your frankencar really sounds like
you spend more time writing replies to this thread than your senior paper, which was due yesterday and is a graduation requirement
your friend was considering buying a cobra before you showed him hlh's last video
11-18-2002, 01:09 PM
#206
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 1,078
Originally posted by dko
when your best friend decides to do MAJOR work o his focus after driving your car
when he still can't catch up to you even though he has a supercharger, cams and headers
when you beat a ram-air grand am with six people in your car
when you race your drug dealer for opium
when your leisure activity at 4am is to follow random cars in the hope that they will notice and try to run
when you play lead car for your friends' intrepid race and pull on both of them even though you don't launch hard, have two other people in your car, 200 lbs of **** in the trunk and an automatic
when you start saving money for major work after your brother buys a 740il
when you find ways to embezle money from work to pay for mods
when you work 16 hour days for two months to pay for rims/y-pipe/frankencar
your friends refer to your car as "the sodomizer"
you drive your brother's 740IL and your father's q45 and come out saying "it ain't no maxima" and mean it
people at school know you by your license plate
you ditch school on a weekly basis to wash your car
you trial fit your brother's bmw M wheels on your car
you use your emergency brake more than your turn signal
nigel's last dyno is tatooed on your back... in color
the worst thing you can say to your friends is "stock"
you drive around parking garages to hear what your frankencar really sounds like
you spend more time writing replies to this thread than your senior paper, which was due yesterday and is a graduation requirement
your friend was considering buying a cobra before you showed him hlh's last video
when your best friend decides to do MAJOR work o his focus after driving your car
when he still can't catch up to you even though he has a supercharger, cams and headers
when you beat a ram-air grand am with six people in your car
when you race your drug dealer for opium
when your leisure activity at 4am is to follow random cars in the hope that they will notice and try to run
when you play lead car for your friends' intrepid race and pull on both of them even though you don't launch hard, have two other people in your car, 200 lbs of **** in the trunk and an automatic
when you start saving money for major work after your brother buys a 740il
when you find ways to embezle money from work to pay for mods
when you work 16 hour days for two months to pay for rims/y-pipe/frankencar
your friends refer to your car as "the sodomizer"
you drive your brother's 740IL and your father's q45 and come out saying "it ain't no maxima" and mean it
people at school know you by your license plate
you ditch school on a weekly basis to wash your car
you trial fit your brother's bmw M wheels on your car
you use your emergency brake more than your turn signal
nigel's last dyno is tatooed on your back... in color
the worst thing you can say to your friends is "stock"
you drive around parking garages to hear what your frankencar really sounds like
you spend more time writing replies to this thread than your senior paper, which was due yesterday and is a graduation requirement
your friend was considering buying a cobra before you showed him hlh's last video
11-18-2002, 02:02 PM
#207
Originally posted by NotNew!!NewSN!!
my hat comes off, best post ever
my hat comes off, best post ever
a few more:
you're considering buying a thighmaster to improve my clutchwork on my buddiy's 89 5spd 3 series in preperation for a 5spd max.
you still call sprint by his real name (sprite)
people are convinced your car is rwd because of your patented e-brake turns and four wheel drift (before i got my rims and new tires)
you can remove your door panels in twenty mintes or less and your rear seat and deck in less than 10. you carry a taped putty knife for "emergency" dash removal.
11-18-2002, 02:23 PM
#208
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U know your a VQ driver when u think u can't lose to any other car
11-18-2002, 02:41 PM
#210
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 1,868
you know your a VQ driver when.....
-you drive one of the only 4 door sedans that can run 14's for under $30k fully equipped and brand new.
-your girlfriend constantly tells you that shes tired and she wants to leave the computer room and get off the org, and that your obsession with your car is weird yet funny
-all of your friends that dont know sh*t about cars say "maxima, why did u get a foriegn grandpa car?" then you take them for a ride, and they have a grin bigger than the one you just got when u put the pedal to the floor.
-when your friends look at and ride in your car and say "this car is f*cken nice, how did you afford this" and the imfamous "i had no idea that maxima's were this fast, i cant believe the power it has"
this thread has reminded me even more of why i bought a maxima, thanks guys
-your girlfriend constantly tells you that shes tired and she wants to leave the computer room and get off the org, and that your obsession with your car is weird yet funny
-all of your friends that dont know sh*t about cars say "maxima, why did u get a foriegn grandpa car?" then you take them for a ride, and they have a grin bigger than the one you just got when u put the pedal to the floor.
-when your friends look at and ride in your car and say "this car is f*cken nice, how did you afford this" and the imfamous "i had no idea that maxima's were this fast, i cant believe the power it has"
this thread has reminded me even more of why i bought a maxima, thanks guys
11-18-2002, 04:18 PM
#211
Re: you know your a VQ driver when.....
Originally posted by DTR Maxima
this thread has reminded me even more of why i bought a maxima, thanks guys
this thread has reminded me even more of why i bought a maxima, thanks guys
When best friend say "damn dude, your car's got *****"
11-18-2002, 04:39 PM
#212
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 851
Originally posted by 00Semaxi
when your car is cleaner than your house
when your car is cleaner than your house
11-18-2002, 05:14 PM
#213
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 1,342
When 3 out of 4 people in your family drives a MAXIMA, Driveway looks like a Nissan dealership.
Also when you hear about a member breaking into low 13's you cheer for them like you won the lotto.
Also when you hear about a member breaking into low 13's you cheer for them like you won the lotto.
11-18-2002, 05:55 PM
#214
Supporting Maxima.org Member
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 286
when you drive pass windows and doors reaaaaaaaaaaaal slow so u can check out your car in the reflection
when you find yourself installing mods into the late hours of the night because you cant wait untill the next day
when you find yourself not paying attention to your girlfriend because you are daydreaming asbout driving your car
when you spend so much time on the .org that "Maxima.org Forums" is etched on the type of your monitor
when you find yourself installing mods into the late hours of the night because you cant wait untill the next day
when you find yourself not paying attention to your girlfriend because you are daydreaming asbout driving your car
when you spend so much time on the .org that "Maxima.org Forums" is etched on the type of your monitor
11-18-2002, 09:26 PM
#215
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 1,868
you know your a VQ driver when....
-you see another modded maxima on the road, and you almost get into an accident looking at it, and trying to see what hes got.
-when you see that other modded maxima, and feel great knowing theres someone that lives around your area, having fun with this car, and you give a big cheer like you have never seen a modded max before in your life
-when you see that other modded maxima, and feel great knowing theres someone that lives around your area, having fun with this car, and you give a big cheer like you have never seen a modded max before in your life
11-18-2002, 10:23 PM
#216
Re: you know your a VQ driver when....
Originally posted by DTR Maxima
-you see another modded maxima on the road, and you almost get into an accident looking at it, and trying to see what hes got.
-when you see that other modded maxima, and feel great knowing theres someone that lives around your area, having fun with this car, and you give a big cheer like you have never seen a modded max before in your life
-you see another modded maxima on the road, and you almost get into an accident looking at it, and trying to see what hes got.
-when you see that other modded maxima, and feel great knowing theres someone that lives around your area, having fun with this car, and you give a big cheer like you have never seen a modded max before in your life
...hahahahha
11-18-2002, 10:27 PM
#217
Member
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 83
hahahahaha
when i see cop cars near by at red light, facing same direction as me, i will floor it when it turns green, making some sweet sweet noises
when im about to pass speed limit, i will just slow down (or maybe apply brakes) and not go over the limit :-)
muhahahaahahhahahahahahahaahahaha
what the hell can those damn cops do about it?
NUTHING!
muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
when i see cop cars near by at red light, facing same direction as me, i will floor it when it turns green, making some sweet sweet noises
when im about to pass speed limit, i will just slow down (or maybe apply brakes) and not go over the limit :-)
muhahahaahahhahahahahahahaahahaha
what the hell can those damn cops do about it?
NUTHING!
muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
11-18-2002, 10:47 PM
#218
Originally posted by tary44
hahahahaha
when i see cop cars near by at red light, facing same direction as me, i will floor it when it turns green, making some sweet sweet noises
when im about to pass speed limit, i will just slow down (or maybe apply brakes) and not go over the limit :-)
muhahahaahahhahahahahahahaahahaha
what the hell can those damn cops do about it?
NUTHING!
muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahaha
when i see cop cars near by at red light, facing same direction as me, i will floor it when it turns green, making some sweet sweet noises
when im about to pass speed limit, i will just slow down (or maybe apply brakes) and not go over the limit :-)
muhahahaahahhahahahahahahaahahaha
what the hell can those damn cops do about it?
NUTHING!
muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
11-18-2002, 11:43 PM
#219
You know you drive a V-Series when...
...you read through this entire thread, post by post, and relate to every single one.
...you get a new mod at 6.50pm during winter when it's in the 30s, and you go outside to start installation without thinking twice, and have to be cracked on the back of the head and dragged inside by your gf cos she thinks that you're insane and you are going to the hospital to see a doctor about the addiction tomorrow.
...you say whatever and finish your installation and return to reading this thread.
...you take 10hour trips to houston to give your cousin his ps2,
...and return to kansas after sleeping for 8hours.
lophix: crack_head_die_hard_max_member_#1.
...you get a new mod at 6.50pm during winter when it's in the 30s, and you go outside to start installation without thinking twice, and have to be cracked on the back of the head and dragged inside by your gf cos she thinks that you're insane and you are going to the hospital to see a doctor about the addiction tomorrow.
...you say whatever and finish your installation and return to reading this thread.
...you take 10hour trips to houston to give your cousin his ps2,
...and return to kansas after sleeping for 8hours.
lophix: crack_head_die_hard_max_member_#1.
11-19-2002, 12:03 AM
#220
You know you're a .org forum junkie when...
-You visciously rummage through other forums to uncover new smilies to bring to the .org
-You don't notice that the maxima.org homepage has had the same articles for a VERY long time because you never scroll farther than you necessary to see who's MOTM.
-You aren't behind a broadband connection, yet you know exactly where the forum button is located on the homepage despite the graphic not loading yet.
-You don't notice that the maxima.org homepage has had the same articles for a VERY long time because you never scroll farther than you necessary to see who's MOTM.
-You aren't behind a broadband connection, yet you know exactly where the forum button is located on the homepage despite the graphic not loading yet.
11-19-2002, 12:37 AM
#221
Re: You know you're a .org forum junkie when...
Originally posted by max002
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-You aren't behind a broadband connection, yet you know exactly where the forum button is located on the homepage despite the graphic not loading yet.
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-You aren't behind a broadband connection, yet you know exactly where the forum button is located on the homepage despite the graphic not loading yet.
11-19-2002, 03:34 AM
#222
You know your a VQ driver when....
You find any means necessary (legit) to acquire money to unravel all of the VQ's power (probably around 500HP) and so you have your own personal booth at your local sperm bank. 
11-19-2002, 04:50 AM
#223
You know your a VQ driver when....
You start pulling other Max owners over at night just to drool over their ride! 
11-19-2002, 06:15 PM
#225
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When you decide to read what everyone else in this 15 page thread put down.
When you are "anally-methodical" over where you park, how far, and how long it takes you to do it, even if it means walking in the worst rrain or snow storms or being late to work.
When your .org screenname and AOL name have the letters "VQ" in it
When you pull up to a hot chick in a celica or eclipse at the light and blast the BLOSE speakers with the tune "MOVE B*TCH, GET OUT DA WAY, GET OUT DA WAY B*TCH GET OUT DA WAY!" followed by a
When you give a thumbs up or say nice ride to a fellow maxima owner who happens to be a house wife.
When you have sprite come out of your nose choking and busting out laughing because your co-worker with a 92 stang GT got his $ss handed to him from a 2002 6-speed and is all bent out of shape over it.
When you take the chance to log into Maxima.org at work even though they monitor the internet useage.
When you wake up in the middle of the night with a cold sweat because you had a nightmare about your car getting into a really bad accident.
When you have an auto 5th gen, but see and want 5-speed 4th gen for sale with pretty low miles and a decent price (but no $$ for it
)
When your awaiting a possible lawsuit in the works set forth by this certain internet site called .org something disputing over a 15 HP lloss which (we, 2002 and 2003) 5th gen owners rightfully paid for!
When you are "anally-methodical" over where you park, how far, and how long it takes you to do it, even if it means walking in the worst rrain or snow storms or being late to work.
When your .org screenname and AOL name have the letters "VQ" in it
When you pull up to a hot chick in a celica or eclipse at the light and blast the BLOSE speakers with the tune "MOVE B*TCH, GET OUT DA WAY, GET OUT DA WAY B*TCH GET OUT DA WAY!" followed by a
When you give a thumbs up or say nice ride to a fellow maxima owner who happens to be a house wife.
When you have sprite come out of your nose choking and busting out laughing because your co-worker with a 92 stang GT got his $ss handed to him from a 2002 6-speed and is all bent out of shape over it.
When you take the chance to log into Maxima.org at work even though they monitor the internet useage.
When you wake up in the middle of the night with a cold sweat because you had a nightmare about your car getting into a really bad accident.
When you have an auto 5th gen, but see and want 5-speed 4th gen for sale with pretty low miles and a decent price (but no $$ for it
)When your awaiting a possible lawsuit in the works set forth by this certain internet site called .org something disputing over a 15 HP lloss which (we, 2002 and 2003) 5th gen owners rightfully paid for!
11-19-2002, 06:40 PM
#226
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Posts: 2,074
Re: You know you're a VQ driver when...
Originally posted by kalbundy
you know go to the nissan dealer to look at a new maxima and know more about it then the salesperson.
you know go to the nissan dealer to look at a new maxima and know more about it then the salesperson.
When you park far away from the store even though it's raining.
When you see another Maxima and want to give him the thumbs up for also having the best V6 in the world; and it turns out to be an old lady
When you burn torqueless Acura's that have .2 more liters
When you have no where to go but must absolutly drive your car to get your 'fix' before bed
When you wash your car more than you bathe
You know your a VQ driver when you get a chubby after you floor the accelerator
11-20-2002, 03:35 PM
#227
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Posts: 74
....when you have a pic of your maxima in your wallet and your gf behind it
....when you are selling your civic that you've had for 3 months for a maxima (happening as soon as I find a buyer)
....when you argue which is faster, your max or his stock wrx
....when this happens daily ^^^^^
....when you stop and look at the maxima in the parking lot
....when you have posters of your max
....when you are selling your civic that you've had for 3 months for a maxima (happening as soon as I find a buyer)
....when you argue which is faster, your max or his stock wrx
....when this happens daily ^^^^^
....when you stop and look at the maxima in the parking lot
....when you have posters of your max
11-20-2002, 03:36 PM
#228
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Posts: 7,530
Originally posted by zerofighter
....when you have a pic of your maxima in your wallet and your gf behind it
....when you have a pic of your maxima in your wallet and your gf behind it
SuDZ
11-20-2002, 03:44 PM
#229
Member
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 74
....when you cant live without maxima.org
....you have dreams of your max
....you keep the maxima brocure in your bag, because you love how they look stock
....when you have a poster of a maxima beside Tila Nyugen
....when you sit in class and think of where you can drive with the max
....when people call you obsessed with maximas (happens to me a lot)
....you have dreams of your max
....you keep the maxima brocure in your bag, because you love how they look stock
....when you have a poster of a maxima beside Tila Nyugen
....when you sit in class and think of where you can drive with the max
....when people call you obsessed with maximas (happens to me a lot)
11-20-2002, 08:10 PM
#230
your a vq driver when...
when you look for maximas for sale around the country... just in case something happens to yours.
when you get mad that gran tourismo 2 has the G20 and not a single hint of a maxima.
when you carry a axe handle in your trunk! when things get personal.
when you talk to your car.
you have to argue with yourself to wash the ride, or buy your lady flowers.
when you get mad that gran tourismo 2 has the G20 and not a single hint of a maxima.
when you carry a axe handle in your trunk! when things get personal.
when you talk to your car.
you have to argue with yourself to wash the ride, or buy your lady flowers.
11-22-2002, 04:36 PM
#232
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Staten Island, NY
Posts: 231
...when you count the number of maximas in spiderman the movie
thats 2 in the first 5min...
thats 2 in the first 5min...
11-22-2002, 05:18 PM
#233
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 269
You know you're a VQ driver when...
Originally posted by CRMax
You can drive on the freeway in 3rd gear.
You can drive on the freeway in 3rd gear.
11-23-2002, 02:22 PM
#237
Member
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 36
when you stare in envy at the j32a2 powered cl-s next to you that just whooped yo' a$$.
11-23-2002, 04:24 PM
#239
Originally posted by max2acs
when you stare in envy at the j32a2 powered cl-s next to you that just whooped yo' a$$.
when you stare in envy at the j32a2 powered cl-s next to you that just whooped yo' a$$.
(Was driving a s/c 1997 auto...a car 6 years OLDER than the CL)
It amazes me how long it takes Honda to match up to the competition. According to their press reports, they did it until now to make their cars more profitable than toyota's. The profitability reports in the US show the biggest profits in this order: Ford, GM, Chrysler, Toyota, Nissan, Honda... it's gotta hurt ot not have the best selling turd anymore
