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06-06-2001, 07:10 PM

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I usually leave a half inch gap on my window....when I went to my car afterwork today...I saw a white spot on the edge of the window. A bird drop, I thought....but seems a bit small. Once I open my door I realized it wasnt small at all.....it is quite big and most of it was on my passenger seat! and after it is dried up....man, took forever to clean it up. I am very impressed with this bird's aimming ability 'cause it shoot a piece of poo thru that half inch gap into my car.

reminds me the 4th gen commericial : dirty birds. =)

06-06-2001, 08:03 PM

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LoL

That sucks man.. Sorry to hear about that.. That's pretty funny though!

06-06-2001, 08:09 PM

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Sorry to hear about that but I know a way you can get even. Just put some bread with poison on the side of you car door.

06-06-2001, 08:15 PM

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Sorry to hear about that but I know a way you can get even. Just put some bread with poison on the side of you car door.

06-06-2001, 08:27 PM

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I will do a quarter inch tomorrow....
who thinks the bird will make it.

we should put money down and gamble.

06-06-2001, 08:33 PM

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Sorry to hear about that but I know a way you can get even. Just put some bread with poison on the side of you car door.

reminds me of the "feeding a bird bread soaked in Alka Seltzer" stunt ...very messy from what i've heard

06-07-2001, 12:19 AM

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Gifted bird.

06-07-2001, 12:45 AM

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I usually leave a half inch gap on my window....when I went to my car afterwork today...I saw a white spot on the edge of the window. A bird drop, I thought....but seems a bit small. Once I open my door I realized it wasnt small at all.....it is quite big and most of it was on my passenger seat! and after it is dried up....man, took forever to clean it up. I am very impressed with this bird's aimming ability 'cause it shoot a piece of poo thru that half inch gap into my car.

reminds me the 4th gen commericial : dirty birds. =)

Know anyone who's that commercial on their computer? Sounds pretty funny, I definitely wanna check it out..

06-07-2001, 01:00 AM

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thats bad

i had a friend once who was driving in traffic and a bird flying by dropped a wet one inside his sunroof, luckyily it missed him, but it got his passenger seat pretty soiled.

06-07-2001, 01:30 AM

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check out adcritic.com
I got mine there.

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Know anyone who's that commercial on their computer? Sounds pretty funny, I definitely wanna check it out..

06-07-2001, 07:15 AM

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Sorry to hear about that but I know a way you can get even. Just put some bread with poison on the side of you car door.

Nah, if you want something really evil to do to birds, get some fresh bread, cut up pieces of Alka-Seltzer, roll them up into little bread *****, and let the birds take them away. The seltzer fizzes in their stomachs, expands, and the birds literally die of over-expanded tummies. Evil.

I've never done this before, but I hear it works on sea gulls.

The damn birds around my girlfriend's house got a hold of something two days ago and dropped about ten stains on my Maxima. It may have been chocolate pudding since I found a container nearby, but I washed the stuff away and now the stains won't come off!! ***K!!! Ruined my day, yesterday, that's for sure. And there's not a day that goes by where I don't find some kind of bird poop on either the Maxima or Civic. I'm seriously considering that Alka-Seltzer stuff now!