long story. ill give you the cliffs.

rolling in my girls auto 3 liter...its got some mods so its kinda loud. just cruising lightning gets next to us...i guess he thought i was revving/trying to race him. 'ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?' he yells to me...so i say back 'yea man, im racing you in my girls auto family car, get a life not everyone wants to race your lame pickup'

next week (this week) im in my 3.5 swap....i see him...my girl wants me to follow him down and race him because he was a ****...so i get next to him at a light...he revs at me...i yell out my window 'ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!!'...and he takes off...i usually dont drive like a **** but he was cutting through traffic and i followed suit right on his ***. i wanna get a real race with him. i have a feeling i can take him. oh well only good comment ive had about it.

 

Ex-coworker: " ...'tis your car?"
Me: "yeah.. like it?"
Ex-coworker: "Nissans have no soul."

(This from a guy owned by an Accord. Maybe he owns all those Nissan souls now?)

 

I raced a guy with a Honda S2000 with a few bolt-ons and he didn't get me but by maybe 2-3 lengths and after the race:

Him: "Like my tailights"
Me: "(joking)I didn't pay attention...I didn't know we were racing LOL"
Him: "LOL...Well that's what you get for driving a Mazda"
Me: "......it's a Nissan you moron"
Him: "W/E it's still junk"
Me: "Dude...you drive a Honda"

I was pretty P/O'd at the guy...he kept bragging how he beat a sedan the whole night...lol

 

how about this 1....
Homeless guy:y do u have 4 headlights?
ME:no i dnt have 4 headlights i have 2 headlights and 2 fog lights

homeless guy: o....well i was jus wondering if u have 25 cent

ME: DO u have change 4 a dollar?

homeless guy: no

ME: well sorry i cant help u

homeless guy: well can i get a dollar

Me: u got change 4 a 5

Homeless guy: no ...what do u have

ME: nothing to give u obviously....

 

^^ I lol'ed

 

hahaha^^^^^

 

ahahahh that was good but messed up at the same time ahahahahah

 

sorry dude but i'll take the s2000 over a maxima any day. Yeah stupid comment from that guy... but Hondas are awesome cars!

 

"How many bodies fit in the trunk?"


******* i hate that question

 

But how many bodies does that trunk fit?

 

Haha not shure, why dont cha crawl in there and find out yourself?

 

I can only fit one in my car since my system takes up most of the space.

 

Mine has only 2 12" subs, mebey you can try mine? haha

 

what kind off car is that? Shaved my trunk.......

 

lmao omggg

 

u should tell them to get in the trunk then close it and turn the music up as loud as u can and then go auto crossing....lmao.....and then ask i think 1 is enough

 

friend in an early 90's 318, upon asking and me telling him what i drive

"a MAXIMA???? why would you think a nissan is fast?"

after me taking him for a short ride

"its actually pretty fast"

who thinks their 318 is faster than 99% of v6 cars?!?!?!

 

I called a dealership last week to ask them how much to replace a sensor?

dealer: what kind of car is it?
me: maxima
Dealer: what year?
me: 2002
Dealer: does it have the 3.0 or the 3.5
Me: Its the 3.5 i didnt know the '02-'03 models came with a 3.0
Dealer: Well you learn something new everyday

 

lol. apparently that day hasnt arrived for them yet

 

I had just spent a bunch of money getting a racing exuast done on my old 90 5 speed SE and some dumb chick told me I need a new muffler.

 

salesmen at car dealerships SUCK sometimes. seriously, some of them are just plain stupid. how can you sell something when you know nothing about it? they need to do their homework lol.

i had a salesman at a dealership trying to tell me that my car is "cute" (cars are not 'cute'), and asked what kind of car it is - this was a a NISSAN dealership. ohhhhmygosh, stupidity runs rampant at this place. these guys try to sound smart about cars....so i said, "it's a maxima....you know, a nissan? you guys sell nissan's here." otherwise, i've had the usual, "your car is slow" comments which really **** me off.

Rach

 

i was at hondatech meet with some of my buddies. As i was pulling out of the parking lot some dude with a civic yells out "IS THAT A LEXUS?"

 

so is it???? LMAO, j/k i like the car, ridin clean

 

When I get to the race track and the dumba** announcer mentionned my 3 child seats in the back and goes ''you sure a minivan wouldn't be faster?'', then I proceeded to destroy my opponent...jerks

 

Your car was probably annoyingly loud dude. I have neighbors with "racing exhausts", you know, the kind where the dB's is highers than the HP's...and I don't appreciate their taste in "modifications" one bit.

Anyways, stupidest thing said to me has been "why don't you do the 5 speed swap too?" on a few occasions. As if an AT car CAN'T be a good performer

 

a person downtown one night looked over at me and said " Nice Maxima is that the se-r version??? they were completely serious.

another time i was at a Infiniti Dealership looking at wheels on the G35's. The sales person came out asked if he could help me. I told him i was just looking at the different wheels on the g35's cause i had been possibly thinking about getting a set for my maxima as a extra set of wheels. He replied back to me " infiniti wheels wont fit on your maxima they are a complete different bolt pattern. I then walked him over to my max with the m45 wheels on it and said they dont fit huh? he had a pissed of confused look on his face. I told him they bolt right now and then i left lol

 

so i work at a honda dealership...and my customer asked me..."so what kind of car do you drive?" i said "i drive a maxima, i like the power" and he said REAL EXCITED "WHAT! REALLY! POWER!!!! CAN WE TEST DRIVE THAT NEXT!!!"....i heard crickets after he said that!! lol and then just laughed

 

i had my car for a little more than a week and the most ridiculous comment i have gotten is: "dude, thas a nice sentra" WTF!!!

 

Talking with a kid who plays way too much NFS Underground:

Kid: Is it automatic or manual?
Me: Auto. I wish I had the money for a 5spd swap.
Kid: 5 speed? Does that improve acceleration, top speed, or handling?

I walked away...

 

Why did you spend that much on a car that old? Reply is always cause it's what I wanted!

 

funny enough i had one dude ask me "Is that an SRT-4?" i just started laughin n said yeah its a 2010 with upgraded infiniti badges....btw i got a 2000 I30

 

"Your car looks like a Neon without the MAXIMA on the back"

WTF does that mean? Shaved the M_A_X_I_M_A off the back..

 

In 2004 I started a new job and the girl in the office next to me is going on and on about her new 2004 Acura TSX.

I politely said, "oh, that's a nice car." She asks what car I drove, so I told her.

She says, "my husband wants that car but he won't buy it because it looks cheap."

So I said, "Is that right? Well, when I was shopping around before I bought my Maxima, I looked at the TSX but I would never drive a 4 cyl."

She says, "The TSX is NOT a 4 cyl."

I said, "Hmm, looks like you got ripped off if you think your TSX is anything more than a 4 cyl." I later saw her looking on the internet, checking to see if the TSX is in fact a 4 cyl.

Sorry to those who have a TSX. I am not critizing it, just defending my Maxima.

 

Hella people call my car an Altima.... that's not too out of the ordinary.

 

lol.. that's kind of a BIG thing to screw up on.. I'd be quite upset if I thought I was buying a 6, but it turned out to be a 4-banger A nice 4, but still a 4...

 

im sitting at a light and this punkass kid in an integra says "why are you driving that piece of sh*t are you poor?" (while revving his engine) he then felt the urge to say "i guaruntee i smoke that piece of sh*t to the next light"....he ended up in my rearview and then when traffic caught up i quit trying and he thought the race was still on and he about smashed into a pickup truck and ended up swirving into the other lane.


hahaha i flipped him off while laughing my *** off

 

^^^Calling bs til I see pics.

 

haha what times you running in your VE?

 

your maxima looks great just get some "altezza's" and your done

 

that's one of the funniest comments yet! "Does it improve acceleration, top speed, or handling?" What a dork!