why the hell do you drive a altima...pisses me off

 

"i thought maximas only came with sr20's... when did they get altima motors"-some guy at nopi.y was i at nopi? duh... the free rice

 

today by some kid in school:
"maxima's are for only made for old people"

i'd like to see him in my passenger seat and saying that.

 

I've heard "is that the v4?" and "it's purple" when its a BURGUNDY!!! the comment that really got me is that my friend said that his 2000 Mercedes E Class is better lookin than than my 5th gen...gimme a break..that E looks like a BOX

 

about a week ago when i was picking up food from Chilis before a meet, the guy that brought out my food SERIOUSLY asked me Wow is this a Skyline?? i was gonna get smart with him, but i was like "close". Stupid ricer doesnt know his cars

 

lol @ "close"

 

wow, that's one I didn't expect to hear.

 

had my Maxima at a friends house one night and I had my neons on they are white and his girlfriend came outside to look at it and she said omg it looks like and "Angel" because it was floating on a white cloud of color hahahahahaha.....women!

 

when i got my maxima my friends say it's so mexican...i don't know why they say that but it was dumb lol

 

wtf lol

i see lots of cute hispanic girls driving maximas here haha not that its a racial thing. i try to ride beside them and we're both checkin each others max out

 

ok...had to tell you fellas...

driving home last night from the office...pull over to put some of this crazy expensive gas and this guy is right across the pump just staring at the car...I walk in to pay and as I am walking out turns to me and says "I didn't know that the GT-R is already available in Canada ??!!...
I just looked at him in his "Dodge RAM" shirt/hat and laughed as I walked out....

I am officially thinking of putting one of those "ricer" decals on my widshied that says "MAXIMA"....terrible...

Take care,

Ciao!

 

is that your car or your familys car....lol said by my friends dad

 

not my car but.....


i was on a smoke break earlier today.

this kid from the mailroom starts talking about how his friend has a 900 horsepower 240sx. we continue talking, and i bring up this SWEET LS460h (hybrid) that one of the execs has parked in the parking lot.


him: "yea man that thing has 460 horsepower"

me: "oh yea? i thought it was less than that"

him: "naw man its written there right on the back of the trunk '460h'. the 'h' is for horsepower."

me: "thats in reference to the engine size, not the horsepower. and the 'h' stands for hybrid......."

him: "you are wrong. every car has the horsepower written on the back. like 350z, means 350 horsepower with z rated tires, or GS300 means the car has 300 horsepower"

me: "so does that mean the CL55 has 55 horsepower?"

him: "no BMW doesnt do the number thing like Toyota and Nissan" lololololol

me: (dumbfounded) "ill bet you twenty bux you're wrong"

him: "ok".

 

^^^ It's almost hard to believe someone can be that dumb.

 

my friends dad thought my car was a camry

 

I've gotten a few of the altima comments, as well is that a 4 or a 6?

But mostly I get compliments.

Last week was "Holy **** when did the Z come in 4 door?" Referring to my 04

Best one yet...

Also "How much did that paint job cost? It had to be alot since it came from a Z..."

Referring to my STOCK Radiant Ember exterior...

 

"My 2003 camry can beat it!" That was stupid...

 

Wow, did somebody key your car?

No, dipsh!t! It's a pinstripe made to look like the metal beneath the paint!

 

V4 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA why oh why

 

2 weeks ago...

him: man thats a sexy 240sx
me: thanks but its a M A X I M A
Him: wow! are they fast?
me: tad faster than a bicycle

 

This stupid lil kid(driving a retarded honda),said to me a a gas station on a highway,that my 95 Maxima sucks(just because its stock I guess),so I was about to fight him,but that day seemed good enough to have a lil "For Fun" race.Surprisingly,he started very nice,but my top speed beat him. I was going a max of 120 mph,he claims his car had a bad spark plug or a bad injector,YEA RIGHT !!!!

 

I think we've all received "Is that an Altima?". But a few Friday's ago at the drag strip I got, for the first time,: "Is that a Sentra?". My hood was popped too. :double rotz:

 

I live in Mid-TN... everyone and their mom drives a Nissan so there's not too many dumb questions.

"How much did it cost to change it to a 5 speed? These didn't come with manual transmissions"

 

I had a chick that said my car smells like old people

I'm only 29 at the time.

 

When i first got my max, one of my friends asked "is that a volvo?"

 

"OMG is that a SKYLINE?....."
-WTF!!?

 

My co-worker says my I30 looks like an old mans car. My other co-worker thought it was a Buick Lasabre.

This one girl I knew said it was a old-mans car and I needed tints.

 

Whatever happened to Datsun?

 

Whatever happened to Datsun?

 

Someone asked me if it was a v8 LOL

 

This dude I work at, I asked him jokingly if he wanted to race. He has a Lancer OZ edition:

Me>"Wanna run em sometime?" :P
Him>"Wanna lose?"
Me>"Is your car stock?"
Him>"Yeah, what's your Maxima got, 2.4L 4cyl? Auto?"

 

yo i like that car dude

 

Is that the 4 cylinder or the 6?......Ughhhh

 

Last weekend I got a ticket and the officer put 09 Infiniti I30... made me feel good for a bit.

 

with the first max:
"That's a nice black maxima"
me: It's grey

second max:
"That's a nice black maxima"
me: It's green

 

talking to this kid

told him about my maxima he replied,

him- "Oh yeah nissans are great, I owned an altima.
me- "nissans are deff kool, i love my maxima"
him- "the altima was a black 94 2 door"

I looked at him and said "nice"

lawls

 

i had some guy with a volvo wagon ask me if I put diesel in that?!?

i just shook my head....

 

I went to the dealer yesterday to pick up an oil filter for my 01. I go there quite often, and the guy that went and got the filter seemed new to the dealer. I told him I needed an oil filter for my '01 maxima. He says "Is that the 2.5 or 3.5?" I was thinking, uh, what?? So I said, it's the 3.0. What an idiot. I should have told him it's not an Altima.

 

A few of my friends have said my 08se looks just like my old 04 saturn ion quad coupe. Only women i know have said this to me. *sigh*

 

I went to a dealership looking for trans fluid and Neutral Position Sensor,

me "I need a neutral position sensor for an 02 Maxima 6-speed"

him "6-speed auto?"

me "No, 6-speed manual"

him "Those came in 6-speed"

me "yes"

him "let me check... (5 min later) can't find it"

me "just print out FASTs pic of the trans"

him "ok here it is (automatic trans)"

me "No, 6-speed Manual"

him "Ok, here it is.."

long story short, they didn't have anything...


EDIT: OMG I JUST CONTRIBUTED TO A THREAD BROUGHT BACK FROM NEAR DEATH

this is about a year ago