what is the dumbest, most ridiculous comment you've received about your car ?
My buddy drives an RSX Type-S and he didn't know how fast it was til we took of from a light. He was like s***! that thing just squatted and took off! I was like, yeah, it's pretty quick. He gives me a hard time about it being a family car and I call his car a Honda, it gets him annoyed 
Also had a dude the other day next to me at a light in a stock 98 civic and he saw me pull up and said "hey, nice car. is that a 6?" i told him yeah it was and he was like oh, sounds good man. He took off from the light and I didn't even bother to try. Caught the next light, he's like it's not that fast dude. I was like let me try again... light turned green, punched it, no more ricer near me.
Also had a dude the other day next to me at a light in a stock 98 civic and he saw me pull up and said "hey, nice car. is that a 6?" i told him yeah it was and he was like oh, sounds good man. He took off from the light and I didn't even bother to try. Caught the next light, he's like it's not that fast dude. I was like let me try again... light turned green, punched it, no more ricer near me.
this one takes the cake
i went with a guy to a basketball court in the ghetto today in my 92. there were about 30 asians in the court, and about 5 civics, 1 eclipse, a rav4, and a bunch of other Japanese vehicles parked by it, no domestics
after i mentioned that to the guy, he said "wow, your car is the only domestic parked here, everyone else has Japanese vehicles"
WTF
i went with a guy to a basketball court in the ghetto today in my 92. there were about 30 asians in the court, and about 5 civics, 1 eclipse, a rav4, and a bunch of other Japanese vehicles parked by it, no domestics
after i mentioned that to the guy, he said "wow, your car is the only domestic parked here, everyone else has Japanese vehicles"
WTF
Out on NW highway one day.....young man pulls up next to me at a stop light, in a chevy malibu. Looks at me, looks at the road and nods. My friend in the passenger seat says, man those are fast. I simply ignore, the other driver, and my friend. 
Light turns green, he punches it. I wait. I, roll on just as usual. When he finally decides to slow down, he rolls his window down and holds up six fingers.....
Then, i punch it. He was not next to me anymore.....
My friend says, well, there you go.
Light turns green, he punches it. I wait. I, roll on just as usual. When he finally decides to slow down, he rolls his window down and holds up six fingers.....
Then, i punch it. He was not next to me anymore.....
My friend says, well, there you go.
Was driving through a residential neighborhood yesterday, come to a stop sign next to a park...some teenager pulls next to me, revs his engine, and yells "Wanna race?"
He was on a moped LOL
He was on a moped LOL
a guy i know called my 3rd gen a grandma car. if i wasnt so nice i would have said
a) ive had this car since i was 16 and before i even had my license, and was able to put in thousands of dollars of work into it before i was 18
b) he doesnt even have a car yet, and has never owned one
funny thing is its usually grandma cars that have huge engines and can haul ***, 1970 monte carlo, 1980 lincoln town car, cadillac eldorado, etc
a) ive had this car since i was 16 and before i even had my license, and was able to put in thousands of dollars of work into it before i was 18
b) he doesnt even have a car yet, and has never owned one
funny thing is its usually grandma cars that have huge engines and can haul ***, 1970 monte carlo, 1980 lincoln town car, cadillac eldorado, etc
Last edited by chrome91; Apr 25, 2009 at 07:48 PM.
A kid at school in a honda with a extremely loud exhaust and poorly put on body kit (LOL) cut across everyone to the front of the line of cars trying to get out of a one exit parking lot which I was just about to get out of, and then looked at me giving me the "my car is better than yours look" then I just laughed to my passenger and then he revved his car, and so... I put in neutral and floored it (After letting the car warm up all the way of course) and the sound of my engine alone is probably louder than his exhaust which is probably because of a few "accidental" holes that just happened to be drilled into the airbox 
and so he just looked away LOL
and so he just looked away LOL
^ same thing happened to me almost. i was at west edmonton mall today and a guy in a riced celica gave me a look. i reved in the parkade and all the sudden some guy walks by and says to his buddy "that guy in the nissan actually has a nice magnaflow exhaust unlike that guy in the toyota behind him with the **** exhaust". the guy in the celica got mad and just turned off
A chick asked me what would be the first thing I'd do if I hit the lottery. I said I'd go out and buy a new Maxima. First she said "The still make Maximas?" then she said "Why wouldn't you get a good car like a Mercedes or a Jaguar?" I told her that if I wanted a Chrysler or a Ford I would just go straight to the source. She blanked out on me then I dropped her home and deleted her number.
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A chick asked me what would be the first thing I'd do if I hit the lottery. I said I'd go out and buy a new Maxima. First she said "The still make Maximas?" then she said "Why wouldn't you get a good car like a Mercedes or a Jaguar?" I told her that if I wanted a Chrysler or a Ford I would just go straight to the source. She blanked out on me then I dropped her home and deleted her number.
Pulled into the local shell station, go inside get some money from the atm then go up to the clerk...this is what happends next.
Me: $10 on gas on pump 3 please.
Clerk: ummm...you mean the Honda right? pump 3?
Me:............um....yeah...pump...3...Nissan...ye ah...thanks (no other cars were at the pumps)
it was about a 15 second awkward silence...
Me: $10 on gas on pump 3 please.
Clerk: ummm...you mean the Honda right? pump 3?
Me:............um....yeah...pump...3...Nissan...ye ah...thanks (no other cars were at the pumps)
it was about a 15 second awkward silence...
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Ok Im new to this forum, but have been browsing as a guest for some time now and decided to join.
Today at college, I pulled up, got out my car, and as i was walking towards the main building, I turn around and spot about 3 people (2 men, 1 woman) STARING down my car as if it was a ghost. So i decide to walk balk towards my car, and as I approach, one of the men ask "Hey man, where did you get those rims?" Mind you I have stock wheels. I gave him that "are you serious??" look, and after realizing he was, I said "Japan." and walked away.
Today at college, I pulled up, got out my car, and as i was walking towards the main building, I turn around and spot about 3 people (2 men, 1 woman) STARING down my car as if it was a ghost. So i decide to walk balk towards my car, and as I approach, one of the men ask "Hey man, where did you get those rims?" Mind you I have stock wheels. I gave him that "are you serious??" look, and after realizing he was, I said "Japan." and walked away.
heres a new one, basically my 3rd gen is worthy of a dirty rag
i went to the car wash and 2 mega wannabe gangsters pull in from the out door in a caddy deville. A-hole No.1 asks the worker for a lite, and the guy tells him no smoking.
meanwhile, A-hole No.2 comes up to me and tells me to spray his hand, he had a bunch of crap on it. i said its gonna hurt full blast, and right after im done all he says is **** it and wipes his friggin dirty little hands allover my 92's trunk and walks away, and this was right after i was finished and ready to dry. i swear to god i wanted to run him down or just smoke that caddy. they even broke the vacuum of the stall they were in
rant over
i went to the car wash and 2 mega wannabe gangsters pull in from the out door in a caddy deville. A-hole No.1 asks the worker for a lite, and the guy tells him no smoking.
meanwhile, A-hole No.2 comes up to me and tells me to spray his hand, he had a bunch of crap on it. i said its gonna hurt full blast, and right after im done all he says is **** it and wipes his friggin dirty little hands allover my 92's trunk and walks away, and this was right after i was finished and ready to dry. i swear to god i wanted to run him down or just smoke that caddy. they even broke the vacuum of the stall they were in
rant over
heres a new one, basically my 3rd gen is worthy of a dirty rag
i went to the car wash and 2 mega wannabe gangsters pull in from the out door in a caddy deville. A-hole No.1 asks the worker for a lite, and the guy tells him no smoking.
meanwhile, A-hole No.2 comes up to me and tells me to spray his hand, he had a bunch of crap on it. i said its gonna hurt full blast, and right after im done all he says is **** it and wipes his friggin dirty little hands allover my 92's trunk and walks away, and this was right after i was finished and ready to dry. i swear to god i wanted to run him down or just smoke that caddy. they even broke the vacuum of the stall they were in
rant over
i went to the car wash and 2 mega wannabe gangsters pull in from the out door in a caddy deville. A-hole No.1 asks the worker for a lite, and the guy tells him no smoking.
meanwhile, A-hole No.2 comes up to me and tells me to spray his hand, he had a bunch of crap on it. i said its gonna hurt full blast, and right after im done all he says is **** it and wipes his friggin dirty little hands allover my 92's trunk and walks away, and this was right after i was finished and ready to dry. i swear to god i wanted to run him down or just smoke that caddy. they even broke the vacuum of the stall they were in
rant over
heres a new one, basically my 3rd gen is worthy of a dirty rag
i went to the car wash and 2 mega wannabe gangsters pull in from the out door in a caddy deville. A-hole No.1 asks the worker for a lite, and the guy tells him no smoking.
meanwhile, A-hole No.2 comes up to me and tells me to spray his hand, he had a bunch of crap on it. i said its gonna hurt full blast, and right after im done all he says is **** it and wipes his friggin dirty little hands allover my 92's trunk and walks away, and this was right after i was finished and ready to dry. i swear to god i wanted to run him down or just smoke that caddy. they even broke the vacuum of the stall they were in
rant over
i went to the car wash and 2 mega wannabe gangsters pull in from the out door in a caddy deville. A-hole No.1 asks the worker for a lite, and the guy tells him no smoking.
meanwhile, A-hole No.2 comes up to me and tells me to spray his hand, he had a bunch of crap on it. i said its gonna hurt full blast, and right after im done all he says is **** it and wipes his friggin dirty little hands allover my 92's trunk and walks away, and this was right after i was finished and ready to dry. i swear to god i wanted to run him down or just smoke that caddy. they even broke the vacuum of the stall they were in
rant over
today as i was standing next to my 89 wearing my maxima.org hat, at work, where I constantly complain about not having time to work on my MAXIMA's, one of my coworkers comes up to me and looks at the 18s and the stillen exhaust and goes and i quote "Why in the world would you mod an altima"... granted my 89 maxima has no nissan badges, or marking of any sort, except the logo on the steering wheel, thats a big mistake to make
Last edited by Doughboy89; May 2, 2009 at 09:42 AM.
lol at first thats what i thought what he wanted to do to me
but honestly, you have to have half a brain to even try to wash your hands in a power washer full blast, i had really nasty stuff on my hand the one time and it stung bad washing it off
anyways, my 92 pretty much got raped
but honestly, you have to have half a brain to even try to wash your hands in a power washer full blast, i had really nasty stuff on my hand the one time and it stung bad washing it off
anyways, my 92 pretty much got raped
Getting dogged for a modding a 4-door is pretty much the extent here. It still gets tiring to hear it, though. 
Last I remembered, Subies and Evo's are 4-doors. And they're decently fast...a different class of car, sure. But still...
Last I remembered, Subies and Evo's are 4-doors. And they're decently fast...a different class of car, sure. But still...
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Some guy actually flagged me down while I was driving through town to ask me if I could here the "clicking noise" my Maxima was making. As if I can't here my CV joints CLACK-CLACK-CLACK-CLACKING extremely loud whenever I turn corners. JEEZ...